i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
I used to think it was near impossible for a person to make the :\ face
but then I met Jim Moriarty
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT